You may be from New Mexico if...
* You buy salsa by the quart
* You never take down your outside Christmas lights.
* Your favorite restaurant has a chile list instead of a wine list.
* Your Christmas decorations include a yard of sand and 100 paper bags.
(Luminarias)
* Half the Yellow Page listings in your town are lawyers.
* You hated Texans until the Californians moved in.
* You remember when Santa Fe wasn't like San Francisco.
* You have T-shirts printed up for your family reunions & friends funerals.
* Your car can't clear a speed bump
* Your car stereo costs more than your car.
* You stop at drive thru liquor window on your way home from the bar
* You remember the drive thru liquor windows. (They were banned in 1998)
* You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
* You believe using a turn signal is a sign of weakness.
* You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
* You have to sign a waiver to buy hot coffee at a drive up window.
* Most restaurants in your town have the first name "El" or "Los".
* You can't control your vehicle on wet pavement.
* You wish you had bought stock in that orange barrel business.
* There is a piece of UFO displayed in your home.
* All of your out of state friends visit in October.
* You have just had your fifth DWI and you still drive.
* You can actually hear the Taos hum.
* One of your dogs is a wolf hybrid.
* You use the expression "I'll cross that bridge when they build it."
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